Year: 2016

Husbands for sale

A store that sells husbands has just opened, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

We’ll Defend Democracy For Rivers -Wike (The Tide)

Rivers State Governor, Chief Nyesom Wike, says he is undaunted despite attempt to use federal might to upturn the wishes of the people during rerun elections, and will at all times defend Rivers people and democracy at all costs.  He made the declaration when he played host to the Management and Board of Authority Newspapers Limited, during official handover of nomination letter as “Governor of the Year” by the newspaper at Government House in Port Harcourt, yesterday.  Wike said he will always accord respect to the office of the President even in the face of confrontation from those he believed are working against the Federal Government in the name of the ruling All Progressives Congress(APC) in Rivers State.  The Rivers State Chief Executive said, “ what we are saying is that democracy must triumph in this country.”


Senator Magnus Ngei Abe, the Senator representing Rivers South East Senatorial District, has said that the All Progressives Congress (APC) will challenge the Commission of Inquiry setup by Gov. Nyesom Wike to investigate the act of violence and other matters that occurred during the December 10 re-run elections in Rivers State. Speaking at a media parley in Port Harcourt, Abe said although the setting up of the commission by the governor appeared amusing, there is the need to challenge it in Court as such Commission is intended to produce documented indictment on the leaders of APC.  “I think this is the joke of the year. Like every other joke that has been reduced to pen and paper, we are going to treat it seriously. We will challenge that so-called commission in the Court”.


The All Progressives Congress (APC) in Rivers State has threatened that the law makers elected on the platform of its party will match into the Rivers State House of Assembly to participate in the deliberations of the House. Disclosing this to newsmen in Port Harcourt, Senator Magnus Ngei Abe, the Senator representing Rivers South East Senatorial District, said the option has become expedient following the insistence of Gov. Nyesom Wike that the Speaker of the Rivers State House of Assembly would not swear them in. “If the Speaker will not swear them in, they will match into the House of Assembly and take their place because they have been returned”.

If Government can’t provide job for you, go get one, add some employability skills

It baffles me how jobless and idle people can be, sitting at the corridor of their houses discussing poverty and government with rapt interest. What exactly do they stand to gain? It adds nothing to the wealth and happiness of the world to disseminate the information that you have always been poor and continually been poor because you voted in a man who is too ignorant to know, too intellectually lazy to think and incompetent, leaving the economy of the nation like a displaced pendulum. Click here to pay for your copy of Good to Go and save your copy. If Government can’t provide job for you, go get one, add some employability skills.

Press Release: RIVERS RE-RUN: SENATOR ABE BLAMES GOV. WIKE ON ELECTION VIOLENCE …Says attempts are being made to smear his electoral victory

Senator Magnus Ngei Abe, the Senator representing Rivers South East Senatorial District, has blamed Gov. Nyesom Wike and the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) for any violence which might have occurred during the December 10 legislative re-run elections in the state. Speaking on Rhythm 93.7fm Port Harcourt news and current affairs programme tagged, “Talk-of-the-Town”, Abe said although he heard an incident that happened at Bodo community and not Khana; such incident could have been triggered by the order given to PDP supporters by the party’s Arrest  Resistance Committee to indulge in violence. “From the outset, we had said that the nature of the languages employed by the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), the arrangement they were making with arrest resistance committee, inviting youths and arming them and all that. It was clearly inevitable that violence would be the result of this kind of arrangement. Those of them who made such arrangements should be held responsible for what they did. As far as Khana is concerned, I didn’t hear that anybody was killed in Khana. But I have …

Wike Leads People’s Protest (The Tide)

The Rivers State Governor, Chief Nyesom Wike, yesterday, led thousands of Rivers people to the streets to protest the alleged killings by the police and other security agencies during the December 10 rerun elections.  The governor and other protesters had taken off from the Government House, Port Harcourt at 8am, and marched through Azikiwe Street and Bank Road before stopping at the Rivers State Police headquarters on Moscow Road.  Wike had waited patiently for about 30 minutes before the Deputy Commissioner of Police, Mr. Cyril Okoro, came out and spoke through the gate.  The governor, who later addressed the police, explained that the people of Rivers State were at the Police headquarters to inform the authorities that they were tired of the killings of innocent people in the state by the police and other security operatives.


Senator-elect for Rivers South East Senatorial District, Magnus Ngei Abe, has said that he cannot afford to fail the people of Rivers South East Senatorial District. Speaking at a church service held at St. Bartholomew’s Anglican Church, Bera in Gokana Local Government Area, Abe said he was determined more than ever to tackle the problems of the district headlong. “Rather than for me to fail, it would have been better I didn’t even win. I cannot afford to fail”, he said. He urged the people to continuously pray for God’s guidance and direction.

Which way Nigeria during elections

Truth must be told without fear or favour that what INEC, the Police, the Army and the DSS are currently doing in rivers state may lay a foundation that may spring to an uprising of many crises in Nigeria like the Arab Spring. This present administration of change is fast destroying the tenets and the lifespan of our hard warned democracy in Rivers State. You must not have your ways at all times in all places, some you win and some you let go for the interest of the overall peace of your people to save lives and properties. But the desperation of the messengers from the grave and the harbingers of the Caliphate with acclaimed federal might want to take all at all human cost against the far majority will of the people’s franchise. Nigerians are silent today, slumbering in the grave of lies while Amina Bala Zakari and her cohorts are busy breeding the monster that will destroy completely the remaining Pillars holding a united Nigeria.

Rivers Election Rerun: Stop inciting violence, group warns Oyegun, Ganduje (Vanguard)

Ahead of Saturday’s re-run election in Rivers State, pro-democracy and good governance group, the Wailing Wailers, have urged chieftains of the All Progressives Congress, particularly the National Chairman, Chief Odigie Oyegun and Governor Abdullahi Ganduje of Kano State to stop making inciting statements capable of sparking violence in the state. The group, said the call became necessary, following what it described as inciting statements made by Oyegun and Ganduje, at the Mega Rally of the APC in Port-Harcourt, the Rivers capital.